Attempt Two: Day One - Starting Over

So after being more on and off the wagon than Whitney, I'm back to being determined that I will kick this addiction. I have a patch firmly in place and a resolve that's a plentiful as Tiger Wood's lovers.

There have been a few hiccups along the road to quitting to the point that I gave it away for nearly a month. I'm back however and determined that this time, it will be more successful than Elizabeth Taylor's marriages.

One of the added bonuses with my endeavours to quit smoking is that in the last three months, I've managed to drop 11 kgs. Since reducing the amount I smoke, I've found I've had more energy and that has resulted in an ability to exercise more and a healthier way of living. I've gone from 86 kgs down to 75 kgs. I'm now down to a pair of size 32 pants. I feel healthier and happier with my body shape now.

Unfortauntely, I've found that a shorter fuse than normal has come back. Rather than taking 5 minutes to irk me, it now takes approximately 2.5... seconds. There is only so much nice I can make when dealing with incompetent boobs. People need to realise that yes, I do think you're an idiot. No, I won't apologise for thinking of them in that light and yes, I will most likely tell you what I think.

As it stands the excess carbon monoxide is out of my body and I am still have not been arrested for murder. All in all, this is a good sign. I am still willing to take names and details of people who are willing to give character references at my murder trial.